real name: brian d. kelly
place of birth: parma.OH
location: cleveland.OH [eastlake, to be exact]
shoe size: 11
high school: berea high school.class of 1987
college: art institute of ft. lauderdale.class of 1998
not so vital statistics [these lists are always growing]
likes : monkeys, robots, velveeta cheese, pearl jam,
bacon, running with sharp objects, radiohead, trivia games, nudity, nude
trivia games, sports, chaos, nine inch nails, xBox, salvo beta, on the
road, bbq chicken wings, fire, water, my dogs and cats, fight club, the
last 20 laps of a nascar race, spring, fender telecaster guitars.
dislikes : terrorism [obvious], the fact that apple
doesn't make final cut pro for the pc, war in the name of religion [war
for any reason, while i'm at it], people that hate other people based
on their race/creed/sexual preference, false friendship.